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Skills

You have 368 skills Hardcore Permed, 0 Softcore Permed and 51 missing.

Lvl	Seal Clubber	Turtle Tamer	Pastamancer	Sauceror	Disco Bandit	Accordion Thief
Class (Original)
0 buff	Seal Clubbing Frenzy +2 Mus (5 adv @ 1MP)	Patience of the Tortoise +1 Mus, +3 MaxHP (5 adv @ 1MP)	Manicotti Meditation +2 Mys (5 adv @ 1MP)	Sauce Contemplation +1 Mys, +3 MaxHP (5 adv @ 1MP)	Disco Aerobics +2 Mox (5 adv @ 1MP)	Moxie of the Mariachi 1+ Mox, +3 MaxHP (5 adv @ 1MP)
0 combat	Clobber Attack 1MP	Toss Attack 1MP	Spaghetti Spear 2-3 Phys. Damage 1MP	Salsaball 2-3 Hot Damage 1MP	Suckerpunch 1 Damage, 1 Delevel 1MP	Sing 2-3 Damage, 2-3 for 2 More Rounds 1MP
1	Fortitude of the Muskox Regen 1-2HP/adv	Headbutt Combat Skill 3MP	Ravioli Shurikens Combat Skill 4MP	Curse of Vichyssoise Curse Cold 2 MP	Disco Eye-Poke 1-3 Damage, 3 Delevel 3MP	The Moxious Madrigal +10 Mox (Buff @ 2MP)
2	Audacity of the Otter Crits do 3x Damage	Skin of the Leatherback ceil(Level/2) DR	Entangling Noodles Combat Skill 3MP	Saucy Salve Combat Skill - Heal 10-15HP 4MP	Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation +20% Init	The Magical Mojomuscular Melody +10Mys, +20MaxMP (Buff @ 3MP)
3	Blubber Up +5Mox for 10adv 7MP	Amphibian Sympathy +5 Fam Weight	Lasagna Bandages Heals 10-30HP 6MP	Expert Panhandling +10% Meat	Disco Nap Heals 20HP, removes some status effects 8MP	Cletus's Canticle of Celerity +20% Init (Buff @ 4MP)
4	Thrust-Smack Double Damage Combat Skill 4MP	Ghostly Shell +80DA (Buff @ 6MP)	Cannelloni Cannon Combat Spell 8MP	Elemental Saucesphere So-so Resist. to all Elem. (Buff @ 10MP)	Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo 9-11 Damage, 5 Delevel	The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith +10Mus, +20MaxHP (Buff @ 5MP)
5	Super-Advanced Meatsmithing Create Weapons	Armorcraftiness Create Armor	Pastamastery Summon Dry Noodles 10MP	Advanced Saucecrafting Summon Reagents 10MP	Advanced Cocktailcrafting Summon Cocktail Ingredients 10MP	The Polka of Plenty +50% Meat (Buff @ 7MP)
6	Thirst of the Weasel Smacks restore 1-2HP/fury	Tenacity of the Snapper +8 Melee Damage (Buff @ 8MP)	Springy Fusilli +40% Init (10adv @ 10MP)	Soul Saucery Gather Soulsauce	Nimble Fingers +20% Meat	Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction +12 Damage (Buff @ 9MP)
7	Hide of the Walrus +50DA	Kneebutt Combat Attack 4MP	Spirit of Rigatoni Equip Chefstaffs	Jalapeño Saucesphere +3DR, Damage Attacker (Buff @ 5MP)	Tricky Knifework Become better at knives	Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric +20% Items (Buff @ 11MP)
8	Claws of the Walrus +7 Melee Damage	Empathy of the Newt +5 Fam. Weight (Buff @ 15MP)	Stuffed Mortar Shell Combat Spell 8MP	Itchy Curse Finger Stagger when Cursing	Mad Looting Skillz +20% Items	Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption level DR (Buff @ 13MP)
9	Tongue of the Walrus Heals 30-40HP 10MP	Testudinal Teachings Familiars Level Faster	Spirit of Ravioli +25% MaxHP	Intrinsic Spiciness +level Spell Damage	Disco Greed Momentum is +Item	The Psalm of Pointiness Attack + Delevel when Taking Damage (Buff @ 15MP)
10	Lunging Thrust-Smack Triple Damage Combat Skill 8MP	Shieldbutt Augmented Attack 5MP	Weapon of the Pastalord Combat Spell 32MP	Antibiotic Saucesphere 4-5 HP Regen (Buff @ 15MP)	Disco Bravado Disco Momentum increases stat points	Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority +10% All Attributes (Buff @ 30MP)
11	Rage of the Reindeer +10%Mus, +10Melee (10adv @ 10MP)	Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises +50% MaxMP	Leash of Linguini +5 Fam. Weight (10adv @ 12MP)	Saucegeyser Combat Spell 24MP	Adventurer of Leisure Sleep soundly	Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude +3 Stats per Fight (Buff @ 40MP)
12	Double-Fisted Skull Smashing Dual-Wield	Astral Shell +80DA, Slight Elem. Resist (Buff @ 10MP)	Cannelloni Cocoon Heal All HP 20MP	Impetuous Sauciness +5 Adv. for Reagent Potions	Ambidextrous Funkslinging Use 2 items per combat round	The Ode to Booze More Adv from Booze (Buff @ 50MP)
13	Northern Exposure So-So Cold Resist	Cold-Blooded Fearlessness So-So Spooky Resist	Tolerance of the Kitchen So-So Hot Resist	Diminished Gag Reflex So-So Stench Resist	Heart of Polyester So-So Sleaze Resist	The Sonata of Sneakiness -5% Combat (Buff @ 20MP)
14	Musk of the Moose +5% Combat (10adv @ 10MP)	Hero of the Half-Shell Musc determines damage taken if Shield equipped	Flavour of Magic Choose Elem. of Pasta Spells	Irrepressible Spunk +5% HP/MP	Smooth Movement -5% Combat (10adv @ 10MP)	Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation +5% Combat (Buff @ 20MP)
15	Pulverize Smash Stuff!	Tao of the Terrapin Double DR of Hat/Pants	Transcendental Noodlecraft +2 Dry Noodles, Wok Access	The Way of Sauce +2 Reagents, use Scrum. Solutions	Superhuman Cocktailcrafting +2 Ingredients, Still Access	Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance +(level*2)ML (Buff @ 30MP
Class (Revamp 2013)
1	Lunge Smack +5 Damage Attack	Spirit Vacation +10 MP, 8-10 HP regen (10 advs) (full heal, costs 1 adv)	Utensil Twist Attack	Simmer +100% Spell Dam, 8-10MP Regen (10 adv) (costs 1 adv)	Deft Hands +25% Item Damage	Dissonant Riff Attack and Delevel
2	Hibernate +3 stats/fight (5 adv) (full heal, costs 1 adv)	Blessing of the War Snapper (Blessing of the War Snapper) 15 MP	Transcendent Al Dente +20 MaxMP, 19-20MP Regen (10 adv) (costs 1 adv)	Stream of Sauce Combat Skill 2MP	Disco Dance of Doom 6-8 Damage, 3 Delevel	Cadenza Attack with Accordion
3	Cold Shoulder Smack skills do +5 cold damage	Stiff Upper Lip (10 DR) (Facial Expression)	Bind Vampieroghi Thrall: Vampieroghi 12 MP	Icy Glare +10 Cold [Spell] Damage (Facial Expression)	Disco State of Mind Generate Momentum	Crab Claw Technique Accordion +Accuracy
4	Wrath of the Wolverine Build Fury	Pizza Lover Om nom nom pizza!	Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage +10 Spell Damage (Facial Expression)	Inner Sauce 3-4MP Regen	Frantic Gyrations Momentum makes you harder to hit	Accordion Bash Hit with Accordion (Stun)
5	Buoyancy of the Beluga Regen 1HP/adv for each Fury	Shell Up Stun 6 MP	Bind Vermincelli Thrall: Vermincelli 30 MP	Saucestorm Combat Spell 10MP	That's Not a Knife THIS is a knife!	Accordion Appreciation Double Accordion Enchantments
6	Scowl of the Auk (+10 Weapon Damage) (Facial Expression)	Spirit Snap Various Attack 10 MP	Bringing Up the Rear Power Up Spells with Thralls!	Curse of Marinara Curse Damage & Healing 4 MP	Disco Face Stab Attack with best Knife	Concerto de los Muertos Spooky Damage
7	Furious Wallop Guaranteed to Hit Attack (5MP & 1 Fury)	Blessing of She-Who-Was (Blessing of She-Who-Was) 30 MP	Bind Angel Hair Wisp Thrall: Angel Hair Wisp 60 MP	Wave of Sauce Combat Spell 10MP	Flashy Dancer Momentum makes you dodge	Five Finger Discount 5% Off!
8	Club Foot Delevel Attack (8MP)	Butts of Steel <3 Butts	Shield of the Pastalord 30% Dam Reduction (10 adv @ 20MP)	Curse of the Thousand Islands Curse Stagger 6 MP	Disco Smirk +10 Mox (Facial Expression)	Suspicious Gaze +20% Init (Facial Expression)
9	Seething of the Snow Leopard Addnl. Bonus Damage from Fury	Spiky Shell Damage Attacking Opponents (Buff @ 8MP)	Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni Thrall: Elbow Macaroni 100 MP	Saucecicle Cold Damage	Knife in the Dark Attack with best Knife	Bawdy Refrain Sleaze Attack
10	Ire of the Orca Fury Capacity increased to 5	Reptilian Fortitude +30MaxHP (Buff @ 10MP)	Thrall Unit Tactics -MP Cost with Thrall	Master Saucier +10% Spell Damage	Disco Shank	Thief Among the Honorable +5% Items
11	Batter Up! Use Fury to Banish!	Blessing of the Storm Tortoise Blessing of the Storm Tortoise 50 MP	Bind Penne Dreadful Thrall: Penne Dreadful 150 MP	Saucemaven Om nom nom sauce!	Disco Dance 3: Back in the Habit Attack. 14 Delevel	Sticky Fingers Pickpocket Meat
12	Cavalcade of Fury Attack (All Fury)	The Long View +3 Adv/Day	Subtle and Quick to Anger +10% Spell Dam	Curse of Weaksauce Curse Weaken 8 MP	Disco Inferno Hot Damage	Cone of Zydeco Attack
13	Northern Explosion Cold Attack (16MP)	Spirit Boon Receive Boon 30 MP	Bind Lasagmbie Thrall: Lasagmbie 200 MP	Wry Smile +1 Mys per Fight (Facial Expression)	Disco Fever +10% Mox, +10 Ranged Dam (10 Adv)	Master Accordion Master Thief +10% Pickpocket Chance
14	Precision of the Penguin +1Crit% per Fury	Patient Smile +1Mus Stat/Fight (Facial Expression)	Wizard Squint +10% Spell Crit (Facial Expression)	Sauce Monocle +15% Crit(10 adv @ 20MP)	Sensitive Fingers +10% Pickpocket	Knowing Smile +1 Moxie Stat/fight (Facial Expression)
15	Pride of the Puffin +10ML (30MP @10adv)	Turtle Power Bring it on.	Bind Spice Ghost Thrall: Spice Ghost 250 MP	Blood Sugar Sauce Magic MP at cost of HP	Disco Leer +10% Meat (Facial Expression)	Mariachi Memory +1 Song
Class (Other)
Spookyraven	Snarl of the Timberwolf +10 Spooky Damage (Facial Expression)	Spectral Snapper Combat Attack 20MP	Fearful Fettucini Combat Spell 24MP	Scarysauce So-So Sleaze/Cold Resist (Buff @ 10MP)	Tango of Terror 15-18 Spooky Damage, 8 Delevel 8MP	Dirge of Dreadfulness +12 Spooky Damage (Buff @ 12MP)
The Sea	Harpoon! Combat Skill 30MP	Summon Leviatuga 301-350 Damage 40MP	Tempuramancy Create Tempura Dishes	Deep Saucery Create Potions with Globes of Deep Sauce	Salacious Cocktailcrafting Use Seaodes in Cocktailcrafting	Donho's Bubbly Ballad -20% Underwater Penalty (Buff @ 75MP)
Trader 2010	Iron Palm Technique Swords Become Clubs	Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin +1Fam Exp/Combat (Buff @ 10MP)	Stringozzi Serpent Attack and Poison 16 MP	Käsesoßesturm Stench Saucestorm 6 MP	Kung Fu Hustler Power to the Fists!	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration Free Crafting (Buff @ 100MP)
Crimbo 2009	Holiday Weight Gain +MaxHP Buff by level (10 adv @ 10MP)	Jingle Bells Familiar Acts More (Buff @5 MP)	Candyblast Damage and Candy! 8 MP	Surge of Icing Damage Spell 10 MP	Stealth Mistletoe Delevels more with DB Attacks 5 MP	Cringle's Curative Carol Restore 5-10HP/Adv (Buff @5 MP)
Hobopolis
Hodgman	Natural Born Scrabbler +5% Items	Thrift and Grift +10% Meat	Abs of Tin +10% MaxHP	Marginally Insane +10% MaxMP
30MP Elemental	Conjure Relaxing Campfire	Maximum Chill	Mudbath	Inappropriate Backrub	Creepy Lullaby	Wassail
120MP Elemental	Awesome Balls of Fire	Snowclone	Eggsplosion	Grease Lightning	Raise Backup Dancer	Toynado
Accordion Thief	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder +50% Meat, +20% Items (Buff @ 50MP)	Benetton's Medley of Diversity +15 Prism. Damage (Buff @ 50MP)	Elron's Explosive Etude +50% Spell Damage (Buff @ 50MP)	Chorale of Companionship +10 Fam Weight (Buff @ 50MP)	Prelude of Precision +2% Crit Chance (Buff @ 50MP)
Dreadsylvania
Dread (SC)		Club Earth	Carbohydrate Cudgel	Splattersmash	Grab a Cold One	Song of the North
Dread (TT)			Turtleini	Sauceshell	Conspiratorial Whispers	Song of Slowness
Dread (PM)				Spaghetti Breakfast	Shadow Noodles	Song of Starch
Dread (S)					Splashdance	Song of Sauce
Dread (DB)						Song of Bravado
Crimbo!
Crimbo 2010	Fashionably Late +1 Adventure Per Day	Executive Narcolepsy One Free Rest Per Day	Lunch Break Summon a Sack Lunch	Offensive Joke Sleaze Damage, 20 Delevel	Managerial Manipulation +10 All Stats (Others Only)
Crimbo 2013	Shrap Non-Elemental Damage	Psychokinetic Hug +10 Stats
Crimbo 2014	Rapid Prototyping Craft 5 Times a Day, Free	Mathematical Precision Combat Items 50% more Damage (20 adv @ 10MP)	Ruthless Efficiency Deleveling 50% Better (20 adv @ 10MP)
Crimbo 2015	Communism! 1000 Meat!
Crimbo 2016	Stack Lumps Lumps->Sludge	Sweet Synthesis Candy + Spleen == Effect
Crimbo 2017 Crombotatoyotathon	Silent Hunter +25% Init (50 MP, 10 Adv)	Quiet Determination Muscle +25% (Facial Expression)	Quiet Judgement Myst +25% (Facial Expression)	Silent Treatment Ignore Resistances (20 MP Combat)	Silent Knife Knife Damage and Stagger	Quiet Desperation +25% Moxie (Facial Expression)
Crimbo 2018	Carol of the Bulls +100% Weapon Damage	Carol of the Hells +100% Spell Damage	Carol of the Thrills +3 stats
Crimbo 2019	The Spirit of Taking +10% Item Drops
Crimbo 2020 Crimbotatodonatothon	Long Winter's Map 5 free rests	Bowl Full of Jelly 1/daily epic food	Ashes and Soot Combat: myst-based fire/physical damage	Eye and a Twist 1/daily epic booze	Dimples, How Merry! +1 stats per combat	Chubby and Plump 1/daily +50% HP/MP 60 adv
Crimbo 2022 Crimbotatogoogoneathon	Ancient Crymbo Lore +3 stats in December
Other
Trader 2008	Rainbow Gravitation
PVP	Thick-Skinned	Chip on your Shoulder	Summon Holiday Fun!: Level 1 Fun!	Summon Carrot: Level 1 That's a cold carrot	Summon Kokomo Resort Pass Aruba, Jamaica...	Bear Essence : Level 3 +60% Picnic Baskets
PVP	Pirate Bellow: Level 1 Arrrr!	Summon Annoyance: Level 1	Calculate the Universe: Level 2	Toggle Optimality: Level 2	Experience Safari: Level 1
Gnomish	Torso Awareness [Torso Awaregness] Wear Shirts	Gnomish Hardigness +5% MaxHP	Cosmic Ugnderstanding +5% MaxMP	Powers of Observatiogn +10% Items	Gnefarious Pickpocketing +10% Meat
The Slime Tube	Slimy Sinews (10/10) +20 MaxHP	Slimy Synapses (10/10) +10 MaxMP	Slimy Shoulders (10/10) +20% Init
The Suburbs of Dis	Torment Plant	Pinch Ghost	Tattle
Silent Invasion	Silent Slam	Silent Squirt	Silent Slice
Ascension	Master of the Surprising Fist +10 Dam and +20 to-hit with empty hands	Request Sandwich	Mild Curse Ed brings the insults	Belch The Rainbow 11/11 Burp!
Elemental Planes	Grease Up +15 Sleaze Damage (10 adv @ 15MP)	Sloppy Secrets More Beach Bucks	Unoffendable Serious Sleaze Resist (+3)	Hypersane Serious Spooky Resist (+3)	Intimidating Mien +15 Spooky Damage (10 adv @ 15MP)	Olfactory Burnout Serious Stench Resist (+3)
	Garbage Nova	Dinsey Operations Expert	Rotten Memories +15 Stench Damage (10 adv @ 15MP)	Asbestos Heart Serious Hot Resist (+3)	Firegate	Pyromania +15 Hot Damage (10 adv @ 15MP)
	Beardfreeze +15 Cold Damage (10 adv @ 15MP)	Frost Bite	Perfect Freeze	Refusal to Freeze Serious Cold Resist (+3)
LT&T	Bow-Legged Swagger	Bend Hell	Steely-Eyed Squint
Daily Dungeon	Singer's Faithful Ocelot	Drescher's Annoying Noise	Walberg's Dim Bulb
Twitch	Alien Source Code Max MP +5
Waffle House	Brain Games +3 Rollover Adventures	20/20 Vision +10% Item Drop
Deck of Every Card	Ancestral Recall Draw 3 Cards	Dark Ritual Get 3 Black Mana	Giant Growth +3/+3	Healing Salve Recover 3 life	Lightning Bolt Does 3 damage
Snojo	Shattering Punch 3/day Instakill	Shivering Monkey Technique +15% Init Passive	Snokebomb 3/day Banish
Eldritch Love	Eldritch Intellect Spooky res/dmg + 1, Eldritch Knowledge	Evoke Eldritch Horror Summon Tentacles	Eternal Flame Hot res/dmg + 1, Political Knowledge	Dead Nostrils Stench res/dmg + 1, Stay Fresh
Gingerbread	Licorice Rope Banish a Gingerman	Gingerbread Mob Hit Instakill 1/day	Fifteen Minutes of Flame +15 Hot Dmg/Spell Dmg, +15 init	Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau Doesn't make a hat
Spacegate	Quantum Movement +20% Init	5-D Earning Potential +20% Meat	Object Quasi-Permanence +10% Items	Disintegrate 150 MP Yellow Ray
Madame Zatara	Get Big +20% to all stats	Gallapagosian Mating Call Weak sniff a monster	Inscrutable Gaze +10% to Myst gains (Facial Expression)	Love Mixology Summons random Love Potions	Acquire Rhinestones Creates Rhinestones	Paul's Passionate Pop Song Regen 4-5MP/adv
Vampyre	Blood Frenzy +50% Weapon Damage (10 Adv)	Blood Bond +5 Fam Weight (10 adv)	Blood Bucatini Damage and Delevel	Blood Bubble First attack always misses (3 adv)	Blood Blade Makes a butter knife!	Bram's Bloody Bagatelle Damage everyone!
PirateRealm	Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety Summon rum, grapefruit, limes	Tiki Mixology Make rhum cocktails
Drippy	Drippy Eye-Beetle	Drippy Eye-Sprout	Drippy Eye-Stone
Misc.	Chronic Indigestion	CLEESH	Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting	Transcendent Olfaction	Vent Rage Gland	Summon "Boner Battalion" Damage Each round of Combat
Misc. 2	Summon Crimbo Candy	Unaccompanied Miner	Volcanometeor Showeruption	Natural Born Skeleton Killer +10% Skeleton Murder!	Deep Dark Visions	Frigidalmatian
Misc. 3	Bind Spaghetti Elemental Thrall: Spaghetti Elemental Thrall 150 MP	Speluck Underground +5% item, +10% meat	Astute Angler +10 Fishing Skill	Meteor Lore Meteor Love!	Expert Corner-Cutter 5 free craftings	Budget Conscious +10% meat drop
Misc. 4	Drinking to Drink +1 liver capacity	Army of Toddlers Summons fighin' babies!	Implode Universe: Level 1	Visit your Favorite Bird In bird culture, this is considered a dick move	Always Never Not Guzzling	Lock Picking Make a key, you still can't pick locks
Misc. 5	Comprehensive Cartography You know how to find things	Emotionally Chipped All the feelings!				Gemelli's March of Testery Gold Stars for everyone!
Mystical Bookshelf
Tomes	Summon Snowcones	Summon Stickers	Summon Sugar Sheets	Summon Clip Art	Summon Rad Libs	Summon Smithsness
Librams	Summon Party Favor	Summon Candy Heart	Summon Love Song	Summon BRICKOs	Summon Dice	Summon Resolutions
Librams	Summon Taffy
Grimoires	Summon Hilarious Objects	Summon Tasteful Items	Summon Alice's Army Cards	Summon Geeky Gifts	Summon Confiscated Things

Tattoos

You have 226 tattoos and 0 outfits for which you do not have the corresponding tattoo and are missing 0 tattoos.

Class

SC	SC HC	SC HCO	Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher
TT	TT HC	TT HCO	Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord
PM	PM HC	PM HCO	Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master
S	S HC	S HCO	Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro
DB	DB HC	DB HCO	Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord
AT	AT HC	AT HCO	Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer
AoB	AoB HC	Zombie Slayer	Zombie Slayer HC
AoJ	AoJ HC	AoSP	AoSP HC
Actually Ed the Undying	Actually Ed the Undying HC	Cow Puncher	Cow Puncher HC
Beanslinger	Beanslinger HC	Snake Oiler	Snake Oiler HC
Gelatinous Noob	Gelatinous Noob HC	Vampyre	Vampyre HC
Plumber	Plumber HC

Ascension

SC I	SC II	SC III	SC IV	SC V	SC VI
SC VII	SC VIII	SC IX	SC X	SC XI	SC XI+
HC I	HC II	HC III	HC IV	HC V	HC VI
HC VII	HC VIII	HC IX	HC X	HC XI	HC XI+
Teet	Booze	Oxy

Normal

8-Bit Finery	Antique Arms and Armor	Arboreal Raiment	Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel	Black Armaments	Blasphemous Bedizenment	Bounty-Hunting Rig	Bow Tux	BRICKOfig Outfit	Bugbear Costume
Cloaca-Cola Uniform	Clockwork Apparatus	Crimbo Duds	Crimborg Assault Armor	Cold Comforts	Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume	Dark Bro's Vestments	Dire Drifter Duds	Dwarvish War Uniform	Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform
El Vibrato Relics	Encephalic Ensemble	eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear	Knight's Armor	Filthy Hippy Disguise	Floaty Fatigues	Frat Boy Ensemble	Frat Warrior Fatigues	Frigid Northlands Garb	Furry Suit
Glad Bag Glad Rags	Gnauga Hides	Grass Guise	Grimy Reaper's Vestments	Fancy Tux	Hodgman's Regal Frippery	Honey	Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit	Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments	Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform
Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise	Lunar	Mining Gear	Mutant Couture	OK Lumber. Outfit	Palmist Para.	Paperclippery	Pork Elf Prizes	Primitive Radio Duds	Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia
Radio Free Regalia	Roy Orbison Disguise	Slimesuit	Smoked Pottery	Snowman Suit	Star Garb	Swashbuckling Getup	Sucker Samurai Suit	Tapered Threads	Tawdry Tramp Togs
Terrifying Clown Suit	Terrycloth Tackle	Time Trappings	Thousandth Birthday Suit	Transparent Trappings	Tropical Crimbo Duds	Unblemished Uniform	Uncle Hobo's Rags	Vestments of the Treeslayer	Vile Vagrant Vestments
War Hippy Fatigues	Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe	Yendorian Finery	Clay Tattoo	Wax Wardrobe	Pinata Provisions	Oil Rig	Animelf Apparel	Seafaring Suit	Crappy Mer-kin Disguise
Mer-kin Gladiatorial Gear	Mer-kin Scholar's Vestments	Raiments of the Final Boss	Violent Vestments	Hateful Habiliment	Clothing of Loathing	Dreadful Bugbear Tattoo	Dreadful Ghost Tattoo	Dreadful Pajama Tattoo	Dreadful Skeleton Tattoo
Dreadful Vampire Tattoo	Dreadful Werewolf Tattoo	Dreadful Zombie Tattoo	Cool Iron Tattoo	Space Beast Furs	Brogre Brouture	Xiblaxian Tattoo	SPQL Tattoo	Bear Claw Tattoo	Workoutfit
High-Radiation Tattoo	ZAP! Tattoo	Ceramic Suit Tattoo	Synthetic Suit Tattoo	Topiaria	Toxic Togs	Wart Dinsey's Brain	Spelunker Tattoo	Hot Ghost Tattoo	Emperor Tattoo
SMOOCH Tattoo	Cooper's Couture	Wicker Wear	Bakelite Brigandine	The Jokester's Tattoo	Eldritch Equipage	Gingerbread Tattoo	Aeroutfit	Wrought Wrappings	Spant Armor
Meteor Masquerade	Cheerful Reindeer Suit	Miming Regalia	Pyrotechnic Paper Paraphernalia	Gabardine Guise	Fiberglass Finery	Genie Lamp Tattoo	Psychic Enpsemble	Warrior's Tattoo	Wizard's Tattoo
Thief's Tattoo	Government-Issued Garb	Mutant Parts Apparel	Slime Enslamble	Snakeskin Suit	Bauxite Tattoo	Chalk Chostume	Marble Materials	PirateRealm Tattoo	Shallow Sea Fishing Outfit
Cursed Skeleton Pirate Costume	Whittled Wearables	Antique Nutcracker Tattoo	Terra Cotta Tackle Tattoo	Paraffinalia Tattoo	Mushroom Masquerade	Guzzlr Tattoo	Lathed Livery	Stained Glass Tattoo	Velour Tattoo
Loofah Tattoo	Flagstone Tattoo

Other

Sneaky Pete XXIX	Sneaky Pete XXIX 2	Sneaky Pete XXIX 3	Sneaky Pete XXIX 4	Sneaky Pete XXIX 5
AWOL I	AWOL II	AWOL III	AWOL IV	AWOL V
Artist	Delicious Salad	Demon Tattoo	Martini	Loathing Legion	Alice's Army
Best Game Ever!!!	Corrupted Data	FDKOL tattoo	Dreadsylvania 1000FK Tattoo	Spring Break Beach Tattoo	Merc Core challenge coin
Mark of the Bugbear	Mark of the Werewolf	Mark of the Zombie	Mark of the Ghost	Mark of the Vampire	Mark of the Skeleton
Dinseylandfill Tattoo	DEBBIE Tattoo	Wal-Mart Tattoo	Batfellow Tattoo	LT&T Tattoo	Hobo Tattoo 19/19
Airplane Tattoo	Fluffy Bunny Tattoo	Detective Tattoo	Proton Tattoo	Twitch Television Tattoo	I Love Gingerbread City
Eternal Knot Tattoo	Spacegate Initiative	New-You Tattoo	KGB Tattoo	FantasyRealm Tattoo	Gattoo
Cheese Tattoo	Party Tattoo	Crimbo 2018 Tattoo	Red Roger Tattoo	Guzzlr Tattoo 2	Yeg's Tattoo
Crimbo Carol Tattoo	Crimbo Cheer Tattoo	Crimbo Commerce Tattoo

Trophies

You have 151 trophies and are missing 2 trophies.

100 Shore Trips	1000 Shore Trips	30 White Canadians	Familiars total 100+ lbs	Familiars total 300+ lbs	10+ Turns Protesting	100+ Turns Protesting	Build Pagoda	5 Spaghetti with Skullheads	5 nasty-ass tomato daiquiris
11 ghuol ghuolash	Steal Toast in PvP	Have Less Than 10,000 Meat	Discard Pretty Flower	420 Herb Brownies	5 White Choc and Tomato Pizzas	Familiars total 500+ lbs	50 Lucky Suprise Eggs	All 32 TPS1 in DC	Use 99 Red Balloons
Find 10 Clockwork Keys	Beat All Bosses at 11	Perm all 5 Fragnk Skills	Defend Gourd 21 times in HC	Receive 'One Day in the Life' in Bugbear Pens	Perm all 6 Starting Skills	Be Present for Ascension Rollout	Eat three-tiered wedding cake	Defeat 10 Reindeer	Defeat 100 Reindeer
Take trophy in leaflet quest	No Pants on Jan 1st	90%+ Stab Bat Run	30 Sex Changes	1 Million Meat in HC	Add 'Laura Palmer' to Quest Log	1000+ Drunk	1 million meat to each statue	Use firecracker on July 4th	60 WC burgers, 10 WC fries, 4 Cherry and Diet Cloaca Colas
Lv30 SC	Lv30 TT	Lv30 PM	Lv30 SA	Lv30 DB	Lv30 AT	Read manual 30 times	Slip on 3 banana peels	11 Full/Drunk/Spleen	100 adv in bathroom with autoplunger
Hotform +100 Hot Damage	Coldform +100 Cold Damage	Spookyform +100 Spooky Damage	Stenchform +100 Stench Damage	Sleazeform +100 Sleaze Damage	Use 50 Scrolls of Evil	Summon 30 Demons	Use 100 Chaos Butterflies	Know all Spookyraven Skills	Multi-Use 11 Confetti
Defeat 240 Black Puddings	Drink 80 Around-the-Worlds	Kill all DoD Monsters 120 times in one Ascension	13 Spooky Pirate Skeletons in Closet	10 90+% Ascensions	30 90%+ Ascensions	100 Runaways	Multi-use 29 palm-frond fans from your inventory.	All 64 Tiny Plastic Series 2 in DC	69 Meat Pasting Recipes
50 Cooking Recipes	100 Cooking Recipes	150 Cooking Recipes	20 Cocktailcrafting Recipes	50 Cocktailcrafting Recipes	100 Cocktail Recipes	50 Meatsmithing Recipes	100 Meatsmithing Recipes	150 Meatsmithing Recipes	30 Jewelrycrafting Recipes
Defeat Trophyfish	Sell Marbles to Collector	5 Consecutive Wumpus Hunts	Become a Little Bit Evil 13 Times in one Ascension	Receive the Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies buff 30 times.	Use all 6 rave combos in a single fight.	Equip yourself entirely in seal hide	Eating a single pasta dish with ten days' worth of Canticle of Carboloading applied	Discover all possible Slime Potion recipes	Make 7 unique AT Buff recordings.
Use 40 4-d cameras.	Discover 50 different miscellaneous recipes	Defeat 7 Airships	Defeat your Nemesis in the order SC -> TT -> P -> S -> DB -> ATs	Beat Scratch Rackonteur at pool 23 times	Defeat 99 monsters with a Loathing Legion hammer equipped.	Have all 15 Pokemann figurines in your display case	Wearing 30 Bs during a Bees Hate You run in combat	Win 2000 lunar isotopes in Porko	Perm both Kung Fu Hustler and Master of the Surprising Fist
Deal 5,000 damage with a single Flying Fire Fist	Donate one million Meat worth in items to charity	Multi-using d12s	Use all 11 different pogs in any order as long as #11 is last in a single combat.	Lv30 AoB	Consume all 66 siphoned spirits.	Use a papier-mâché trophy piñata	Have all 11 Microplushies in your Display Case	Cast Haggis Kick by wearing haggis socks while wearing Mr. Haggis and having the effects Sheepskinned, Highland Sheen, and Hagg-ard	Have all five possible effects from the Magic Tongue effect simultaneously
Use 37 37x37x37 puzzle cubes	Keep a ChibiBuddy alive for 11 days	Have all 32 Tiny plastic series 3 figurines in your display case	Achieve level 30 as an Avatar of Jarlsberg	Equip the Mayor Ghost outfit.	Dreadful Rainbow	Get all 30 Tales of Dread	50 bottles of Bloodweiser	50 glasses of electric Kool-Aid.	Independently gain 10,000 kisses in Dreadsylvania
Have all Dread Bosses Effects at Once	Defeat X-fingered Shop Teacher 11 times in one ascension	Commit to Each Clique	Fully upgrade the yearbook camera.	Kill 1,000 enemies with a bone abacus.	Drink all the beers from A Beer Garden in a single day	Have all 12 disco horoscope effects active at the same time	"Collect" all 37 PEEZ dispensers	Make a bowl of petunias	Eat 108 warbear gyros
Have an entire set of Tiny Die-Cast series 1 in your Display Case	Use 11 bottles of Cloaca Cola Polar	Watch Cinderella throw up on the Prince's Shoes.	Conspire to frame Cinderella.	Kill Cinderella.	Master glass, filling, and parchment in Rumpelstiltskin's Workshop.	Achieve level 30 as an Avatar of Sneaky Pete	Wear a red shirt with Red-Shirted Escort active.	Acquire and equip stuff from Thinknerd packages	Drink 11 mini-martinis
Nine Spelunks	Beat Lolmec	Beat Yomama	Defeat 10 Shopkeepers		Assemble 6 Different Types of VYKEA Furniture	Fill 10 Walford Buckets	Consume all Gotpork villain drops	Consume 7 days worth of milk	Solve all five Far Future scenarios without bloodshed
Defeat 666 Eldritch Tentacles (current ascension)	Solve the L.O.V. Exit puzzle	Acquire all Passive Gelatinous Noob skills	Eat 11 primitive alien salad	Solve Genie paper puzzle	Defeat a giant amorphous blob	Voting against yourself 11 times	Consume primitive candy cane, runny fermented egg and oldcake on a single day.	Consume grilled mooseflank and antique beer on a single day.	Have all Beach Head buffs active
Drink 11 marshmallow bombs in a single day	Eat bread man, eggwater, flour cookie, plain candy cane

Familiars

You have 136 familiars (missing 63), have done 18 tourguide runs and 18 100% runs.

Mosquito	Leprechaun	Levitating Potato	Angry Goat	Sabre-Toothed Lime	Fuzzy Dice	Spooky Pirate Skeleton	Barrrnacle	Howling Balloon Monkey	Stab Bat
Grue	Blood-Faced Volleyball	Ghuol Whelp	Baby Gravy Fairy	Cocoabo	Star Starfish	Hovering Sombrero	Ghost Pickle on a Stick	Killer Bee	Whirling Maple Leaf
Coffee Pixie	Cheshire Bat	Jill-O-Lantern	Hand Turkey	Crimbo Elf	Hanukkimbo Dreidl	Baby Yeti	Feather Boa Constrictor	Emo Squid	Personal Raincloud
Clockwork Grapefruit	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	Flaming Gravy Fairy	Frozen Gravy Fairy	Stinky Gravy Fairy	Spooky Gravy Fairy	Inflatable Dodecapede	Pygmy Bugbear Shaman	Doppelshifter	Attention-Deficit Demon
Cymbal-Playing Monkey	Temporal Riftlet	Sweet Nutcracker	Pet Rock	Snowy Owl	Teddy Bear	Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	Sleazy Gravy Fairy	Wild Hare	Wind-up Chattering Teeth
Spirit Hobo	Astral Badger	Comma Chameleon	Misshapen Animal Skeleton	Scary Death Orb	Jitterbug	Nervous Tick	Reassembled Blackbird	Origami Towel Crane	Ninja Snowflake
Evil Teddy Bear	Toothsome Rock	Ancient Yuletide Troll	Dandy Lion	O.A.F.	Penguin Goodfella	Jumpsuited Hound Dog	Green Pixie	Ragamuffin Imp	Exotic Parrot
Wizard Action Figure	Gluttonous Green Ghost	Casagnova Gnome	Hunchbacked Minion	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	Bulky Buddy Box	Teddy Borg	RoboGoose	El Vibrato Megadrone	Mad Hatrack
Hobo Monkey	Llama Lama	Cotton Candy Carnie	Disembodied Hand	Black Cat	Uniclops	Psychedelic Bear	Baby Mutant Rattlesnake	Mutant Fire Ant	Mutant Cactus Bud
Mutant Gila Monster	Cuddlefish	Sugar Fruit Fairy	Imitation Crab	Pair of Ragged Claws	Magic Dragonfish	Frumious Bandersnatch	Midget Clownfish	Syncopated Turtle	Grinning Turtle
Purse Rat	Wereturtle	Baby Sandworm	Slimeling	He-Boulder	Rock Lobster	Urchin Urchin	Grouper Groupie	Squamous Gibberer	Dancing Frog
Chauvinist Pig	Stocking Mimic	Snow Angel	Jack-in-the-Box	BRICKO chick	Adorable Seal Larva	Untamed Turtle	Animated Macaroni Duck	Pet Cheezling	Autonomous Disco Ball
Mariachi Chihuahua	Baby Bugged Bugbear	Underworld Bonsai	Rogue Program	Mini-Hipster	Pottery Barn Owl	Hippo Ballerina	Knob Goblin Organ Grinder	Piano Cat	Dramatic Hedgehog
Smiling Rat	Robot Reindeer	Holiday Log	Obtuse Angel	Li'l Xenomorph	Dataspider	Pair of Stomping Boots	Feral Kobold	Fancypants Scarecrow	Bloovian Groose
Blavious Kloop	Peppermint Rhino	Tickle-Me Emilio	Reconstituted Crow	Happy Medium	Artistic Goth Kid	Flaming Face	Reagnimated Gnome	Hovering Skull	Mini-Skulldozer
Angry Jung Man	Unconscious Collective	Nanorhino	Oily Woim	Homemade Robot	MiniMechaElf	Gelatinous Cubeling	Adorable Space Buddy	Nosy Nose	Mini-Adventurer
Mechanical Songbird	Steam-Powered Cheerleader	Reanimated Reanimator	Warbear Drone	Grimstone Golem	Grim Brother	Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	Putty Buddy	Twitching Space Critter	Galloping Grill
Helix Fossil	Xiblaxian Holo-Companion	Baby Z-Rex	Fist Turkey	Crimbo Shrub	Mini-Crimbot	Topiary Skunk	Golden Monkey	Adventurous Spelunker	Sludgepuppy
Baby Mayonnaise Wasp	Puck Man	Ms. Puck Man	Lil' Barrel Mimic	Machine Elf	Choctopus	Rockin' Robin	Restless Cow Skull	Intergnat	Software Bug
Bark Scorpion	Trick-or-Treating Tot	Chocolate Lab	Bad Vibe	Space Jellyfish	Optimistic Candle	Robortender	Cute Meteor	XO Skeleton	Garbage Fire
Unspeakachu	Stooper	Disgeist	Bowlet	Cornbeefadon	Mu	God Lobster	Cat Burglar	Party Mouse	Yule Hound
Sausage Golem	Elf Operative	Plastic Pirate Skull	Pet Coral	Pocket Professor	Red-Nosed Snapper	Antique Nutcracker	Piranha Plant	Left-Hand Man	Melodramedary
Ghost of Crimbo Carols	Ghost of Crimbo Cheer	Ghost of Crimbo Commerce	Shorter-Order Cook	Vampire Vintner	Arachnelf	Synthetic Rock

Legend

100% Run Done

90% Run Done

Have Familiar

Have Familiar Hatchling

Don't have Familiar

Pocket Familiars

Globmule	Bluzzard	Faux	Sledgehamster	Pimpsqueak	Pillowbug	Dressage	Sequestrian	Carpricorn	Turpin
Morphan	Cycloney	Peaclock	Turtive	Lepardner	Aiolion	Waifuton	Gorillape	Wendtigo	Snoutlet
Ruffalo	Vaporpoise	Ghosprey	Straypler	Flan	Mustardigrade	Ched	Gazelleton	Mechamelion	Bicycle
Vamprey	Wullabye	Nursine	Cantelope	Ungulant	Caramel	Oppossum	Amanitee	Smashmoth	Vulgure
Squib	Trafikoan	Slotter	Shudder	Glamare

April Familiars

War Medals

Sidequests	0	1	2	3	4	5	6
Hippy	Red Balloon of Valor	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	Blue Diamond of Honesty	Green Clover of Justice x 6	Yellow Moon of Compassion x 19	Orange Star of Sacrifice x 13	Pink Heart of Spirit x 6
Frat	Uranium Omega of Temperance	Lead Zeta of Chastity	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	Zinc Delta of Tranquility x 2	Nickel Gamma of Frugality x 53	Iron Beta of Industry x 280	Copper Alpha of Sincerity x 9
All	Order of the Silver Wossname x 3

Hobopolis

Hobopolis Boss	Outfit Pieces			Other Pieces
Frosty	Frosty's old silk hat	Frosty's carrot	Frosty's nailbat	Frosty's iceball	Frosty's snowball sack	Frosty's arm
Zombo	Zombo's skullcap	Zombo's shield	Zombo's grievous greaves	Zombo's empty eye	Zombo's shoulder blade	Zombo's skull ring
Chester	Chester's bag of candy	Chester's cutoffs	Chester's moustache	Chester's Aquarius medallion	Chester's muscle shirt	Chester's sunglasses
Ol Scratch	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	Ol' Scratch's ash can	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	Ol' Scratch's manacles	Ol' Scratch's stove door
Oscus	Wand of Oscus	Oscus's dumpster waders	Oscus's pelt	Oscus's flypaper pants	Oscus's garbage can lid	Oscus's neverending soda
Uncle Hobo	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	Uncle Hobo's belt
Hodgman	Hodgman's porkpie hat	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	Hodgman's bow tie	Hodgman's lucky sock
Hodgman Offhands	Hodgman's almanac	Hodgman's metal detector	Hodgman's varcolac paw	Hodgman's harmonica	Hodgman's garbage sticker	Hodgman's cane
Hodgman Speed	Hodgman's whackin' stick	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	Hodgman's imaginary hamster

Hobo Code Binder

The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert	Battlefield	Belowdecks	Bugbear Pen	Camp Logging Camp
Cobb"s Knob Menagerie, Level 3	Cola Wars Battlefield	Defiled Nook	Enormous Greater-Than Sign	eXtreme Slope
"Fun" House	Lair of the Ninja Snowmen	Limerick Dungeon	The Unquiet Garves	Noob Cave
Penultimate Fantasy Airship	Poker Room	Road to White Citadel	Sleazy Back Alley	Thugnderdome

Slime Tube

You have 21 and are missing 0.

hardened slime belt	hardened slime hat	hardened slime pants	chamoisole	pernicious cudgel	diabolical crossbow
villainous scythe	grisly shield	corrosive cowl	corroded breeches	malevolent medallion	baneful bandolier
slime-covered club	slime-covered speargun	slime-covered helmet	slime-covered necklace
slime-covered lantern	slime-covered shovel	slime-covered compass	slime-covered greaves	Slime-covered staff

Telescope

Ascension Rewards

You have 60 and are missing 60.

stainless steel shillelagh x36	stainless steel skullcap x41	stainless steel solitaire x34	stainless steel scarf x37	stainless steel slacks x30	stainless steel suspenders x47
plexiglass pikestaff	plexiglass pith helmet	plexiglass pocketwatch	plexiglass pinky ring	plexiglass pants x2	plexiglass pendant
Brimstone Bludgeon	Brimstone Bunker x2	Brimstone Brooch	Brimstone Bracelet x2	Brimstone Boxers	Brimstone Beret
polyester parachute	polyester pad x2	polyester peeler x2	polyester pettipants	polyester panama hat	polyester pulsera
porcelain police baton x3	porcelain plus-fours	porcelain porkpie x3	porcelain pepper mill x4	porcelain pelerine x2	porcelain phantom mask x2
dice ring x3	dice belt buckle x2	dice-print pajama pants	dice-shaped backpack x2	dice-print do-rag x2	dice sunglasses x2
wicker kickers	wicker slicker	wicker knickers	wicker ticker	wicker sticker	wicker clicker
bakelite belt	bakelite badge	bakelite bowl	bakelite brooch	bakelite breeches	bakelite backpack
aerogel anvil	aerogel akubra	aerogel apron	aerogel ascot	aerogel attache case	aerogel accordion
wrought-iron wig	wrought-iron winch crank	wrought-iron widget	wrought-iron whisk	wrought-iron walker	wrought-iron waders
gabardine gaiters	gabardine garland	gabardine gunnysack	gabardine garibaldi	gabardine girdle	gabardine gloves
fiberglass fetish	fiberglass foil	fiberglass fannypack	fiberglass frock	fiberglass fingerguard	fiberglass fedora
chalk chlamys	chalk chain	chalk chalice	chalk chinos	chalk chapeau	chalk choker
marble maebari	marble mantle	marble magnet	marble mignonette bowl	marble medallion	marble mariachi hat
terra cotta truss	terra cotta trousers	terra cotta tongs	terra cotta train	terra cotta tie tack	terra cotta tambourine
paraffin punching bag	paraffin pith helmet	paraffin poncho	paraffin pendant	paraffin palazzos	paraffin pseudoaccordion
stained glass suspenders	stained glass shield	stained glass stetson	stained glass spectacles	stained glass shiv	stained glass serape
velour voulge	velour vambraces	velour veil	velour viscometer	velour valise	velour vaqueros
loofah lumberjack's hat	loofah lei	loofah lederhosen	loofah ladle	loofah legwarmers	loofah lavalier
flagstone flag	flagstone flail	flagstone flip-flops	flagstone fez	flagstone fleece	flagstone fringe

Mr. Items

January

February

March

April

May

June

July

August

September

October

November

December

2004

2005

miniature gravy-covered maypole

deflated inflatable dodecapede

miniscule temporal rip

sweet nutcracker

2006

Tome of Snowcone Summoning

iceberglet

March hat

McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning

homeless hobo spirit

astral badger

jewel-eyed wizard hat

Comma Chameleon egg

travoltan trousers

plastic pumpkin bucket

pilgrim shield

yuletide troll chrysalis

2007

Great Ball of Frozen Fire

Libram of Candy Heart Summoning

bottle-rocket crossbow

wizard action figure

navel ring of navel gazing

class five ecto-larva

V for Vivala mask

Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.

2008

Libram of Divine Favors

naughty origami kit

sane hatrack

Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts

packet of mayfly bait

llama lama cria

little box of fireworks

cotton candy cocoon

haiku katana

spooky rattling cigar box

Tome of Sticker Summoning

candy cornucopia

2009

container of Spooky Putty

Libram of Love Songs

Apathargic Bandersnatch

tiny costume wardrobe

elvish sunglasses

Clan VIP Lounge invitation

infant sandworm

Bag o' Tricks

floaty stone sphere

Tome of Sugar Shummoning

2010

Clan VIP Lounge invitation

Schmalz's First Prize Beer

Greatest American Pants

organ grinder

Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog

hibernating robot reindeer

2011

Loathing Legion knife

a cute angel

Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire

Clan VIP Lounge invitation

My Own Pen Pal kit

mysterious chest

Operation Patriot Shield

fairy-worn boots

Tome of Clip Art

Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit

stuffed-shirt scarecrow

Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog

2012

Libram of Resolutions

can of Rain-Doh

Small Medium

Boris's Helm

Clan VIP Lounge invitation

Moping Artistic Goth Kid

Camp Scout backpack

Unagnimated Gnome

box of bear arms

Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog

deactivated nanobots

Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts

2013

Snow Suit

GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card

Jarlsberg's pan

Libram of Pulled Taffy

Order of the Green Thumb Order Form

adventurer clone egg

Clan VIP Lounge invitation

Folder Holder

KoLHS Pep Squad Box

deanimated reanimator's coffin

Pantsgiving

The Smith's Tome

2014

Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog

Buddy Bjorn

Sneaky Pete's leather jacket

Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab

airplane charter: Spring Break Beach

still grill

Clan VIP Lounge invitation

The Confiscator's Grimoire

Thor's Pliers

airplane charter: Conspiracy Island

fist turkey outline

Crimbo sapling

2015

Chateau Mantegna room key

Bottle of lovebug Pheromones

Ed the Undying Exhibit Crate

Airplane Charter: Dinseylandfill

Portable Mayo Clinic

yellow puck

yellow puck with a bow on it

Pack of Every Card

Airplane Charter: That 70s Volcano

shrine to the Barrel god

Haunted doghouse

Airplane Charter: The Glaciest

machine elf capsule

2016

X-32-F snowman crate

LT&T telegraph office deed

Witchess Set

Clan VIP Lounge invitation

disconnected intergnat

Source Terminal

Detective school application

DIY protonic accelerator kit

Time-Spinner

Li'l orphan tot

Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog

Build-a-City Gingerbread kit

2017

space planula

heart-shaped crate

unpowered Robortender

Spacegate access badge

New-You Club Membership Form

suspicious package

LI-11 Motor Pool voucher

2018

January's Garbage Tote (unopened)

Clan VIP Lounge invitation

Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them

FantasyRealm membership packet

God Lobster Egg

SongBoom™ BoomBox Box

kitten burglar

Bastille Battalion control rig crate

Neverending Party invitation envelope

Latte lovers club card

Voter registration form

Boxing Day care package

2019

Kramco Industries packing carton

Mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag

vampyric cloake pattern

PirateRealm membership packet

Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit

rune-strewn spoon cocoon

Beach Comb Box

Distant Woods Getaway Brochure

packaged Pocket Professor

Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper

unopened diabolic pizza cube box

red-spotted snapper roe

2020

unopened Bird-a-Day Calendar

mint-in-box Powerful Glove

Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog

packaged SpinMaster™ lathe

Bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts

Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium

packaged knock-off retro superhero cape

box o' ghosts

2021

packaged miniature crystal ball

emotion chip

power seed

packaged backup camera

shortest-order cook

packaged familiar scrapbook

Clan VIP Lounge invitation

Our Daily Candles™ order form

packaged industrial fire extinguisher

bottled Vampire Vintner

packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet

packaged cold medicine cabinet

2022

undrilled cosmic bowling ball

Mr. Yearly Items

	Volleychaun	Fairychaun	Fairyball	FairyWhelp	Equipment
2005	Cheshire Bitten	coffee sprite
2006	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	calm attention-deficit demon
2007	nervous tick egg	jitterbug larva
2008	unemployed hunchbacked minion	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
2009	uniclops egg	passed-out psychedelic bear
2010	hungover chauvinist pig	perfectly ordinary frog
2011	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	sleeping piano cat
2012	The Groose in the Hoose	The Kloop in the Coop
2013	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	dreaming Jung man
2014	praying Grim Brother	hibernating Grimstone Golem
2015	golden monkey statuette	Professor of Spelunkology
2016			basking robin
2017			hopeful candle
2018				kerosene-soaked skip
2019			elf sleeper agent
2020					Retrospecs try-at-home kit
2021					fresh can of paint
2022					mint condition magnifying glass

Hippo tutu Gygaxian Libram Tome of Rad Libs Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog Xi Receiver Unit Potted tea tree KoL Con 13 snowglobe Horsery contract --->

Cool Items

Class-Specific Items

	Seal Clubber	Turtle Tamer	Pastamancer	Sauceror	Disco Bandit	Accordion Thief
Hobopolis Instruments	sealskin drum	washboard shield	spaghetti-box banjo	marinara jug	makeshift castanets	left-handed melodica
Secrets from the Future	monstrous monocle	brazen bracelet	molten medallion	bewitching boots	bitter bowtie	musty moccasins

Equipment

	Hats	Pants	Accessories
150 Nickels	battered old top-hat	hobo dungarees	rope with some soap on it
200 Nickels	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	mostly rat-hide leggings	hobo stogie
250 Nickels	crumpled felt fedora	old patched suit-pants	old soft shoes
Underworld	Underworld truncheon	Staff of the Woodfire	Underworld flail
Necbromancer	The Necbromancer's Hat	The Necbromancer's Shorts	The Necbromancer's Stein

Sea Stuff

You have 19 and are missing 0.

Lens of Violence	Pigsticker of Violence	Brand of Violence	Jodhpurs of Violence	Ass-Stompers of Violence	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence x2
Lens of Hatred	Staff of Simmering Hatred	Cold Stone of Hatred	Pantaloons of Hatred	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	Girdle of Hatred
Goggles of Loathing	Stick-Knife of Loathing x3	Scepter of Loathing	Jeans of Loathing	Treads of Loathing	Belt of Loathing x2	Pocket Square of Loathing x5

Raiments of the Final Boss

You have 8 and are missing 0.

Helm of the Scream Emperor x13

Cloak of Dire Shadows x13

Sword of Dark Omens x8

Shield of Icy Fate x5

Greaves of the Murk Lord x11

Boots of Twilight Whispers x13

Belt of Howling Anger x8

Gauntlets of the Blood Moon x9

Psychoanalysis

You have 7 and are missing 0.

Truthsayer

Byte

Sword of Procedural Generation

Conspiracy Island

You have 5 and are missing 2.

Dinseylandfill

You have 9 and are missing 3.

Dinsey's oculus	Dinsey's radar dish	Dinsey's pizza cutter	Dinsey's brain	Dinsey's pants	Dinsey's glove
stinky fannypack x3	garbage sticker	hazmat helmet	fake washboard	backwoods banjo	ratskin pajama pants

Thwaitgold

You have 23 and are missing 13.

Thwaitgold bee statuette x12	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette x11	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette x10	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette x20	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette x14	Thwaitgold maggot statuette x18
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette x6	Thwaitgold firefly statuette x11	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette x19	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette x9	Thwaitgold ant statuette x7	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette x20
Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette x12	Thwaitgold spider statuette x20	Thwaitgold nit statuette x2	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette x16	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette x12	Thwaitgold termite statuette x6
Thwaitgold scorpion statuette x16	Thwaitgold moth statuette x9	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette x14	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette x8	Thwaitgold bug statue x4	Thwaitgold time fly statuette
Thwaitgold metabug statuette	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette
Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	Thwaitgold slug statuette	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette

We All Wear Masks

You have 5 and are missing 0.

Demon Names

1) Pies	Ben'Redziel
2) Preternatural Greed Spooky Forest	Zel'Kelze
3) Fit To Be Tide Sonofa Beach	Voxrumdur
4) Big Flaming Whip Friar's Gate	Buul-kel-k'z'k
5) Demonic Taint Haunted Bathroom	Dth-mur-ben
6) Ragamuffin Imp	Tatter
7) Drinks	Ak'gyxoth
8) Existential Torment Nemesis Lair	Ziel-rum-dth
9) Burning, Man Sinister Ancient Tablet	Ka'bazkel
10) The Pleasures of the Flesh Strange Cube	Chak-ziel-beel
11) Friend of Gary The Cola Wars Battlefield	Dercatchak
12) Neil the Sofa Sloth Intergnat	Zad

Arcade Games

You have 0 and are missing 5.

dungeon fist gauntlet

meteoid ice beam

sinister demon mask

space trip safety headphones

streetfighting champion's belt

Dreadsylvania

Boss	Outfit Pieces			Other Pieces
Great Wolf	Great Wolf's headband	Great Wolf's right paw	Great Wolf's left paw	Great Wolf's lice	Great Wolf's rocket launcher	Great Wolf's beastly trousers
Falls-From-Sky	Drapes-You-Regally	Warms-Your-Tush	Covers-Your-Head	Protects-Your-Junk	Quiets-Your-Steps	Helps-You-Sleep
Mayor Ghost	Mayor Ghost's cloak	Mayor Ghost's khakis	Mayor Ghost's toupee	Mayor Ghost's scissors	Mayor Ghost's sash	Mayor Ghost's gavel
Zombie	zombie mariachi hat	zombie accordion	zombie mariachi pants	HOA regulation book	HOA zombie eyes	HOA citation pad
Unkillable Skeleton	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	Unkillable Skeleton's shield	Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
Count Drunkula	Thunkula's drinking cap	Drunkula's silky pants	Drunkula's cape	Drunkula's ring of haze	Drunkula's wineglass	Drunkula's bell

Karma

You have 46,736 unspent karma.

Monster Manuel:

Casually researched: 1 creatures
Thoroughly researched: 4 creatures
Exhaustively researched: 1838 creatures